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THE DEWY BLOG



Insurance is *Technically* a Scam
When studying economics, there are certain assumptions that are made across the discipline. One of the core assumptions is that people...


To War! (Again)
Predicting the future is easy because we always double back. Taking yet another terrible loop on this worn, blood-stained track. When we...


Race to the Bottom
Have you been following the toilet full of broccoli dumpster fire that is American politics? For your sanity, I hope not. Used to, a...


A Haunted Mansion
Step right up! Come and see! Over here love. Mind the tree. This lovely dwelling by the sea. An aged and faded catastrophe. With a...


G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g GHOSTS!
Ghosts are real. Just not quite how you've been led to believe. If you believe in ghosts that way, more power to you. It's just that...


Thou Shall Not Suffer a Witch to Live
Exodus 22:18 is an odd verse that has been used to justify various atrocities throughout history. Indeed, some people still (somehow)...

Common Sense
One of the first questions I typically ask people is "What do you do?" Though it may seem like small talk, it is an incredibly revealing...


The Many Uses of Plastic
Plastic does not care what you do. It does not mind what you think. Just as malleable as flesh without all that annoying stink. Plastic...

I Am Dumb
No. Not like that. Well, maybe. Depends on who you ask. But that's besides the point. Twelve days ago, I had surgery on my vocal cords....

A Prison Named Paradise: Proof of Concept
My last blog post was my first attempt at an epic poem (in that a long poem like that is called an epic; actual epic-ness is subject to...
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