Is your child learning what they need to to survive in this corporate hellscape? No? Well, then we are here to help!
A is for Asset, it's a thing that you own!
B is for Bookkeeper, your best friend.
C is for Cash, that green stuff everyone is always going on about.
D is for Depreciation, when stuff gets old.
E is for Equity, which is how much of an item you actually own.
F is for Fungible, when it isn't really important that that item specifically makes it to you.
G is for Goods, assets that are sold!
H is for Holdings, a separate company that just owns other companies.
I is for Incorporation, when your group graduates to a proper business!
J is for Journal Entries, a bookkeeper's best friend!
K is for Kickback, which they don't want you to find but it is your job to.
L is for Liability, when something is someone's fault.
M is for Margin, how much it will be for just the next one.
N is for Negligence, when something that should have been done better hurts someone.
O is for Operating, which is the company that actually does the thing they say they do.
P is for Payable, something you need to pay or get paid on.
Q is for Quantitative/Qualitative and knowing the difference between the two.
R is for Revenue, what you have coming in.
S is for Stock, which is how you own a company.
T is for Transaction, when something happens.
U is for Understating, something to catch when people get greedy.
V is for Vendors, who sell you things!
W is for Widget, what we call imaginary goods when it doesn't really matter what they are.
X is for X^2 (chi-squared) Test, which is statistical gobbledygook.
Y is for Year End, a very busy time!
Z is for Zero, which is how much this company cares about you.
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Dedicated to M.R., who assisted with coming up with the terms that are used.